5 thoughts that occured within a 15 minute span since i've officially a week-old college graduate

1) first thought: WHAT? YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN SIR. I JUST ENROLLED IN THIS FINE UNIVERSITY A FEW MONTHS AGO. WHAT? SPEND $50 ON THIS GOWN? I'M SORRY BUT YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.

2) so this is it? i'm supposed to just go to a job and then go home and do...what? there is no easily accessible pool of like-minded peers? no wonder people have children...passes the time til death i guess.

3)speaking of having children, how do you people find dates in the real world? since we all know that men are little bitches these days and don't actually approach women they fancy in public unless they're hood [obamas]. friend hookups? my current friends have horrible taste in men, i guess i could make some work ones, IF I HAD A JOB. at work? what if i work with a bunch of old or lame people. eharmony/match/plentyoffish it is...

4)i got rejected from the first program (not a grad program, not interested in grad school for at least a 2 years) i applied to. working on my backup...still trying for a summer retail job and none of those mofos want to hire me.

5)seriously, can somebody give a sister a job? i'll do anything but strip and hooker...at this current moment.


bonus and completely unrelated to graduation



quadron quadron quadron! she sounds even better in english!