i was reminded today of a while back when one of my coworkers was talking about his man crush. i honestly believe that all people have someone of the same gender that they have a crush on, famous or not. my girl crush happens to be stacey dash
[this also was my favorite song for like...2 years. oh kanye how i miss thee.]
straight people are like...98% straight. my 2% gay is reserved for stacey, k.d. aubert, jessica white, and jack davey. clearly i have a type. interestingly enough, my actual "type" [or so i'm told by my bff, since i don't believe i have one] is tall nappy-headed yellow boys, go fig.
but seriously. this woman is 6 years younger than my mother  and she looks like this
she believably played a 16 year old when she was in her 30s! why is she not more famous? how can you have overrated ass halle berry on magazines as the sexiest woman alive when this woman exists? after clueless she has only existed in shitty black movies i.e. nora's hair salon and random ridiculous reality tv [the celebrity circus]
maybe i don't want her as much as i want her genes...
but for the life of me i can't understand how she's related to this