wow.

i saw this @racialicious.


i mean...i guess.
i don't know how i feel about this commercial

i chuckled then was like...wait...

i don't really take offense to the weave because i've never worn weave before.
did she have to have that attitude?
but you know that's how we act... [sarcasm]

do not watch the orphan.

if you actually plan on watching that foolishness i guess you shouldn't click on this in your subscriptions things. i was going to tweet this but some people may actually want to watch this...


this may be the most ridiculous premise for a movie i have ever seen in my life. most of the time was spent laughing and sighing at the gotcha! moments in the movie when the music gets all dramatic and you're supposed to expect someone scary to pop out of nowhere. the movie is really long for no apparent reason except to draw out the suspense to what the girl really is.

a woman has a miscarriage and wants to adopt a child to lavish the love she had on the lost child on someone else. so a family adopts a child who is believed to be from russia or whatever. people start getting injured/dying around the child and only the mother is suspicious. the orphan controls her other 2 children through fear and gets the little deaf daughter to help her hide bodies and shit by threatening to kill her.

to make a long story short.
the orphaned girl is really a sex-crazed psychopathic 33 year old dwarf.

i repeat.

a sex-crazed psychopathic 33 year old dwarf.


wtf.


she is a violent psychopath who has escaped from an insane asylum in estonia [she has scars from a straitjacket on her neck and wrists and wears ribbons to cover them up] and her m.o. is that she pretends to be 9 and gets adopted by families. she causes strife in the family to isolate the mothers and then tries to seduce the fathers. when the father refuses to have sex with her (understandably because he thinks that she's 9) she then kills him and the family and burns the house down.

i have many qualms with the ridiculousness of this movie.

#1 why would a woman with 2 kids already feel the need to adopt another older child?

#2 would you really keep a child who refused to show you her neck and wrists?

#3 the woman is a proportional dwarf. meaning that she's just a short woman. in the end you see that she tapes down her curves. why the fuck doesn't she just live as a really short woman? she would probably have a lot more success getting men to fuck her. and nobody noticed her having a period?

#4 [the "creepy" part of the movie is that she is artistically gifted and draws pretty pictures but somehow also paints with paint that only shows in fluorescent lighting which shows that her pretty drawings are actually sinister and evil. she also draws people having sex on her walls with this paint] WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE GET FLUORESCENT PAINT?

#5 she wears fake teeth to cover up the fact that she has 33 year old, third world dental care teeth. where does she find these things?

#6 nobody in estonia [the asylum looked pretty sophisticated, with enough people that worked there conveniently speaking english] sent out an APB for a super violent dwarf after she escaped?



i mean if you suspend reality this could be a pretty decent comedy. only supreme ineptitude on the part of EVERYONE in the world would result in this actually being possible. what makes movies scary is the fact that what's happening could actually occur. [i.e. the strangers, where people kill you just because they feel like it]

the little girl is a great actress though.

you should watch it on hbo. let my sacrifice of $7.50 keep you from losing time and money too.

the nice guy fallacy.

am i the only one tired of guys [usually black] believing that because they are in college/grad school/whatever or have a non-minimum wage job they should just be welcomed with legs arms wide open.

you're not special because you aren't a bum. that's what you're SUPPOSED to do.
not working at mcdonalds full-time is great and all, but that doesn't make you the great catch you think you are.

and if [black] women aren't knocking themselves out over these "rare" guys, it apparently means that we only like thugs/bad boys.
just because a woman doesn't want you doesn't mean that she wants the antithesis of you. why don't you exfoliate your face and work on your personality. maybe that's the problem.

or these great "nice" guys tend to only go for the most superficial of qualities and then complain when the woman is boring as shit.

i could give a fuck what you do/have. being a secure person with goals is a GREAT base [that many don't have] but guys need an interesting personality too.

smh.


[what a random poorly thought out rant...i started it a while back when this dude pissed me off and just now felt it apropos to publish lol]

i was coerced.

http://twitter.com/PBelonious


friend me or whatever the fuck they do so i don't look completely stupid.

lyrics to go.

every now and then
i get a feeling
like i've left something behind me
but i don't know what it is yet.

like a tied a piece of string
round my finger
and i hope this will remind me
of the places i have been through

when i'm down
down
down

the noisettes are my new obsession.

elaquent

[it seems like the more free time i have, the less i blog. i have a bunch of half written shit saved...i'll publish them someday lol]

mostly all i listen to is beats and regina spektor as of late

[gotta love the fro on the cover]

this dude is dope. don't remember how i found him [i never do lol]
i just googled him and found the myspace today and am currently downloading the other joints that i don't have.

http://www.myspace.com/elaquenthiphop

free downers = love.

why can't i just sit around all day?

i work everyday. and take a class which i'm paying for out of pocket

one day off and none of my friends wants to answer their phones/texts

so i put some henna in my hair and just relax.

because my mom and her husband decided that they need to clean the garage i need to be doing something too.

wtf kind of logic is that.

i need to be cleaning my room or washing something...because i slept in and shouldn't sit around.

can i sit around one day?

the only talking my mother and i do is general niceties and her saying "you know what i just realized" which usually leads to something that I need to be doing or working on, never anything that she needs to be doing or even normal conversation. either that or i'm reminded of her bills and how much i owe her to contribute to pay for shit [phone bill/car insurance]


is it august yet?
i need to go get on my grind so i can get a job right out of school and not have to live here anymore.